Up in smoke
This joint fell out of some dude's locker at the gym yesterday. So I says to myself: "Self, now there's a fine opportunity to have a little fun with a friend of yours."
No, I ain't gonna light it up. That's just it though, he'd be totally surprised if I brought it out nonchalant and asked "Mind if I do a J? Ya, I got a killer deal on some strawberry cush from Chango down the street."
Now, I ain't gonna, but supposing I did follow through, would it be too much like taking a bite out of a perfectly good ham sandwich you found in the trash (tempting, but taboo)?
No, I ain't gonna light it up. That's just it though, he'd be totally surprised if I brought it out nonchalant and asked "Mind if I do a J? Ya, I got a killer deal on some strawberry cush from Chango down the street."
Now, I ain't gonna, but supposing I did follow through, would it be too much like taking a bite out of a perfectly good ham sandwich you found in the trash (tempting, but taboo)?
posted by anchovy @ 3:08 PM
3 Comments:
At 6:50 AM,
mal said…
certainly not smart! *L*
I picked up a rental car in Vegas last week that had an uopened pack of cigarettes in it. I was soooooooo tempted but I did toss them
At 9:16 AM,
anchovy said…
Not smart? Oh, you mean about the ham sandwich? Ya, hepatitis and all....
No, I know. I'm kidding. Not my thing and too much to lose.
I have to admit a few years back I had a rental car in Vegas too and well, clove cigaretts recall memories of a certain time in my life that I felt like recalling (and no, I'm not a smoker). But that's nothing compared to the stories the other guys will never tell their respective girlfriends!
At 11:34 PM,
anchovy said…
I gave it to the dogs, but they didn't want it so I threw it out...
...as I'd already done with the ham sandwich!
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