What color is your balloon?

There's something about leaving the cool, dark, popcorn-scented movie theater and stepping into the harsh, eye-assaulting light of day. It makes you want to crawl back in and...take a nap. Yesterday, despite the arm rest digging into my right kidney...

Update 2/4/07: And the kidney's doing much better now. The rest of this syrupy post had to go.