Off to Frisco this morning for a wedding. Always a bridesmaide, never a bride. Actually, I've never been either. (Gritting my teeth, valiantly fighting back the obvious punchline...)
I'm an engineer/lawyer(almost)/[fill in the blank] type who can fix your car's broken water pump, bake you a cheesecake and quote you Shakespeare, all while wearing a blindfold and traversing the Grand Canyon on a tightrope.
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