Screw this. I'm tired of all this syrupy cryptic metaphorical crap I've been writing. I'm going out to the range to shoot the hell out of a harmless piece of paper!
I'm an engineer/lawyer(almost)/[fill in the blank] type who can fix your car's broken water pump, bake you a cheesecake and quote you Shakespeare, all while wearing a blindfold and traversing the Grand Canyon on a tightrope.
2 Comments:
At 12:37 PM, mal said…
!!$#! tough guy, huh? *L*
At 6:02 PM, anchovy said…
Tough on the outside, but soft and chewy on the inside. Shhh...don't tell anyone.
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